DeMuro must be livid.

Which is a bit like saying Tuberculosis is the coolest disease.

Do tell.

I’m all for these protests, but I don’t understand how Princess Foofoo getting involved will change things.

I encounter one fairly regularly here in Florence. My only reaction is to have a quiet chuckle to myself. However I often wonder if it’s a tender to a rather more interesting Aston.

Welcome to Europe.

This was also a joke.

Or, you know, it could just have been a joke...

HP is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you go through it.

As soon as I saw the headline I immediately thought ‘Texas,’ I know that probably makes me a bad person...

I’m all for spurious lawsuits, but seriously, who sues a headliner???

E30 M3s are shit. I found out the hard way by buying one.

How long do your arms need to be for such an arrangement to actually work?

Just to clarify, he’s not Italian, he’s only based in Italy. We’re far too fucking lazy to take anything this far.

Stability nannies, can they be turned off? I loved my S2000 because it had ABS and that was it. Does this even come close to being as entertaining?

Try driving one. That tiny steering wheel is practically below your balls. A complete ergonomic nightmare, in the best Gallic tradition.

Forbidden fruit syndrome. Most of French automotive production is unrelentingly shit.

Oh well...

My god, this man’s head is so far up his own arse he could perform a tracheotomy with his own teeth.

I would like to reassure all my loyal followers that I will not be undertaking a career in competitive needlepoint.