Have you seen what Lancia is passing off as cars these days? That thing is a fucking masterpiece compared to those wheeled turds.

Literally nothing, but thanks for asking!

Surely the same sort of hurdles that Fiat needed to clear when buying Chrysler? Surely the same ones Daimler needed to clear the time before?

Still I Whine

Spa isn’t in Holland.

McLaren F1, McLaren F1 GTR, McLaren F1 GTR Long Tail, Ferrari 25o GTO, Ruf CTR, Porsche Carrera GT, Porsche Carrera RS 2.7, Mercedes 300SL Gullwing, Lancia Delta Integrale Evoluzione Blu Lagos and a 997 Turbo Cabrio for popping to the shops.

As the owner of a few interesting-ish, classic-ish cars. I’d rather fill the engines with that silicone shit they used to kill Cash for Clunkers cars than rent them out to Joe Random.

Do I get to be a petulant wankstain and punch people in a fit of pique?

I love it.

Fiat not taking a chance on something intelligent? Well I never, let me file that in the Italdesign Lucciola folder.

They’re annoying, granted, but at least they’re not wildly pretentious.

I’m aware. He remains the most annoying ‘personality’ on the internet.

As interesting as that car can be, it’ll never be interesting enough for me to sit through the most annoying voice on the internet.

The Mustang driver is clearly a moron, however the circle of people in clear range of donutting cars doesn’t seem any brighter to me. As the Jalopnik commentariat is wont to say on such occasions, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Feel free to call me a cynic, but a lot of the ‘updates’ people are so enthusiastic about seem to be features that a ‘normal’ car would arrive in production with after rigorous testing.

Because none of those are the most perfect supercar masterpiece in history.

An editorial decision which seems ever so slightly ironic given recent Abarth/tree interfaces.

Fair enough, that’s me told. But why do you feel the need to be such a douche to someone who’s plainly just doing their job? Is he a chrome-plated dick of the first water? Yes, but would that make me want to go up and take the piss out of him while he was working? No.

Whilst I have no problem in stating that this Parker is clearly a walking penis of the highest order, Alex was way out of line. I’m normally a fan of his stuff and this whole youtuber/influencer nonsense needs to die the day before yesterday, however this isn’t cool, the guy’s working and you’re just being crass and…

You missed my point. They are doing something just as dangerous as me, but I’m in a caged race car with fireproof underwear, they’re in shorts.