Yes the road is there, but it is not closed to traffic during the rest of the year, so you have oncoming traffic. During parades its closed.

You have outlined a set of rules which, if adhered to, would make these runs much safer. Unfortunately at Italian climbs what actually happens is a few dozen dipshits in 500 Abarths get let off with no course cars. Race starts are inevitably delayed because one of these gibbering morons always ends up humping a…

As a hillclimb competitor I have always found these ‘demonstration’ runs a massive pain in the arse and an insult to actual competitors who spend thousands of euros on their cars and personal safety equipment to ensure they comply with regulations. Then some monied-up dipshits in their supercars arrive and get to run…

Yes. Fun fact, Italian fuel stations stop at €103 for some reason. I have to pay twice to fill mine up.

I have one. It’s magnificent. The end.

Can you make Lanesplitter awesome again and not just post crash videos?

In the immortal words of Casey Stoner, looks like his ambition outweighed his talent.

If someone tries to put their feet on my dashboard they’re getting punched in the throat. No safety concerns, just don’t put your filthy fucking feet on my dash.

“The noise is fucking terrible dude.”

Non-standard classic car with rust. Yeah, no.

I think you’ll find that the original 124 Abarth was doing this eons before the current one my good man.

Swing and a miss.

I don’t give a fuck. People started crying when Porsche made the Cayenne, but its continued success has enabled cars like the GT3 to continue to exist. Same goes for Ferrari, for every monied-up retard who buys their suv money will go towards the wonderful cars they will continue to make.

Carbon fiber champagne bottles? The douche with the chrome-plated Lambo who calls his wife concubine approves.

You’re not coming across as delightful.

Yeesh. Did you fall out of the grumpy tree and hit all the branches?

Oh fuck off.

Axe in the roof gives a whole new meaning to Spirit of Ecstasy...

Yay! Welcome back to Ferrariisshitalopnik!

Stop giving these oxygen thieves space and they will slowly extinguish themselves and the only dab they’ll have to deal with is the dab of ketchup while they prepare my Whopper.