Kmart just wants to let you know that, somehow, they're still in business (this week). For now. Who knows what will happen to them by Christmas! (If you buy something, don't put it on layaway or plan on returning it if something goes awry, just sayin'.....)

I don't even like Bloody Marys but Old Bay makes them delicious. Bawlmer, hooooooooooooooooooooon!

Getting to the airport early, bringing a book (or better, magazine that can be read and tossed) and some Jack Daniels's all help tremendously.

I have my grandfather's old-timey razor handles now and I've been wanting to give them a go but I'm afraid of cutting my face off. I also shave in the shower so there'd be a bit of a routine adjustment. Suggestions? (My grandfather is long gone now...)

No good comes from store-bought chicken salad. (Or any chicken salad, part from the one my aunt makes, for that matter...)

Neko wa movie-star desu!
<"Lost In Translation" clip of Japanese chat show host dancing with Bill Murray.gif>

why do police kill people's animals when they're no threat to them? For fun?

I just recently finished cleaning out the estate of an older relative, and found a whole cache of LHJ from the 1970s. They were hysterical and I felt badly about sending them off to the big dumpster in the driveway.....

Lord have mercy. <Blanche Devereaux fanning herself.gif>

Cue the "outrage" over the "knockout game"on Fox "news"....

Oh that poor man. His despair must have been terrible: Parkinson's is an awful disease.

"This American Life" had an interview with this kid, Adam, this spring, and discussed his quest to find treatment. There's something to be said for creating some kind of treatment that will help those who find themselves with these sorts of urges/impulses so they don't try to have sex with minors. While one can…

It seems like this police force got its training from the Soviet internal security forces....

But military toys are much more fun for overgrown boys, none of that sissy "teaching children to read and do math" nonsense. Endless war forevar!!!!!

*Helen Lovejoy* Won't someone please think of the children!?!?!?!?!?!

Fair thee well, and may you be well-equipped in the next world.

Oh broken plurals, you ruin everyone's day!

Hmmm. Perhaps this is a geopolitical spin on the traditional "good girl likes the bad boy" meme? The women who do go to a war zone to meet some guy from the internet are also not exercising the best of judgement. Aren't there nice boys at home to date??

Obama went to Africa and gave everyone Ebola to distract us from Benghazi and the IRS. THANKS OBAMA!!!!11!!!

Were the vehicles towed from a public road or from private property? On what grounds does he claim he had the right to remove these vehicles? This sounds like a shakedown: I'm going to tow your car and you'll have to pay me big money to get it back and hope your whomever doesn't find out where your car was towed from.…