Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

I’ve seen plenty of Seahawk fans starting fights. Drop the holier than thou attitude. You’re the reason people (rightfully) hate Seahawk fans.

This is the most Seahawks’ fan comment ever. Make it clear your fanbase is superior to others while also making sure to mention how long-standing your fandom is to differentiate yourself from the rest of your newly minted fans. I’ve read numerous accounts of terrible Seahawk fan behavior. Fuck off.

Mark Helfrich’s face though...

“Why did they suspend him?”

On the other hand...

more like Kirby Dumb

I know they said it was going to be a bad year for pistachios, but 25¢ per nut is absolutely outrageous.

Can’t believe they threw it 3 times in a row after taking it to the 2 yard line on the opening drive!

I just can’t agree with this:

A few of the times (“43:03") are written with a colon instead of a period.

Ok. I put it up as a gag because I thought it was a fun way to point out a typo. Now I’ve read the whole thing. 3 TIMES you said minutes instead of seconds. Is it fair to say, dear alien, that you are not familiar enough with humans to know they can travel 400 meters in well under three quarters of an hour?

To be fair, to an American 400 meters may as well be 400 furlongs, leagues or parsecs. If you have no concept of the distance, minutes seems perfectly reasonable. Or you’re just a moron, and can’t be bothered having someone edit your post.

There are other races at the Olympic Trials besides the 100m hurdles. I would assume you would want the rules to apply to *all* races. There is also a difference between a 1-time race with no heats and an Olympic situation with multiple heats. The trials are structured to match the Olympic experience as closely as…

But then a one-time performance trumps the ability to navigate the Olympic trials. And not all “best performances” are created equal — altitude, wind, rabbits ... all play a part in the quality of the win.

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m seeing a caption under the Brooks post specifically congratulating him on “punching his ticket to Rio” (not that that does anything except further the evidence that it appears Bergensen is being singled out).

“Brooks posted this shot of now-Olympian Jeremy Taiwo after he placed second in the decathlon. The post has no caption, and the USOC trademarked words and images on his bib are indistinct:”