Run John Boy Run
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10/17/19
3:22 PM
16

Thanks for the phrasing! Now, when my boss asks me why there are so many searches for “twink wrestling videos” on my office computer, I can just say I was looking for this guy’s highlight videos.

10/17/19
2:15 PM
49

He might be a skeleton twink, but he’s a bear compared to Marko Stunt, who looks like the star of a 2003 Disney Channel Original Movie about an aspiring teen BMX racer who finds a magic helmet that turns him into Travis Pastrana when he puts it on.

10/16/19
7:26 PM
62

I preferred it when NASCAR limited its furtherance of mass-extinction events to mindlessly burning vast quantities of fossil fuels for our entertainment. 

10/16/19
12:19 PM
52

I still think some of Zach’s best stuff is in ‘Comedians of Comedy’. Hands down one of my favorite documentaries ever. Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford, and Zach Galifianakis (and later Eugene Mirman) driving around the country playing shitty little rock clubs. It’s really great, and everyone in it is

10/16/19
10:32 AM
72

For fucks fsake, fyou fguys fsure fknow fhow fto falliterate

10/16/19
10:00 AM
14

Presumably his dead father is a Boomer, so what would really befit his generation is to hoard all the porn that he got on the cheap, not let anyone else have any and then bemoan the kids today for not working for their porn like he did.

10/15/19
12:16 PM
10

Holy shit, for a second I thought that said Shrek.

10/14/19
2:00 PM
84

if you say one thing that goes against the politically correct line, you will immediately lose your job and be scorned by the entire population. Read more

10/14/19
1:11 PM
14

Maybe because there were “older white women” out getting their dance on to this song in a much more sexual way than he thinks “older white women” do? That’s the only thing that would make sense to me - he simply never saw “older” (whatever he means by that) “white women” as sexual beings and so he was surprised that Read more

10/10/19
1:06 AM
54

It wouldn’t be the first time a bunch of Catholics burned a female leader.

9/26/19
7:41 PM
192

Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days. Read more