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Thanks for the phrasing! Now, when my boss asks me why there are so many searches for “twink wrestling videos” on my office computer, I can just say I was looking for this guy’s highlight videos.

He might be a skeleton twink, but he’s a bear compared to Marko Stunt, who looks like the star of a 2003 Disney Channel Original Movie about an aspiring teen BMX racer who finds a magic helmet that turns him into Travis Pastrana when he puts it on.

thank you. SEE THIS EVERYONE ELSE? 

“I’m kinda shy but mostly excited. And courageous.”
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I preferred it when NASCAR limited its furtherance of mass-extinction events to mindlessly burning vast quantities of fossil fuels for our entertainment. 

thank you! And thank you for reading! May I also recommend this: https://deadspin.com/the-siege-and-fall-of-a-hoops-haven-that-made-all-the-w-1838777225

I still think some of Zach’s best stuff is in ‘Comedians of Comedy’. Hands down one of my favorite documentaries ever. Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford, and Zach Galifianakis (and later Eugene Mirman) driving around the country playing shitty little rock clubs. It’s really great, and everyone in it is…

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing. Read more

So is the Titans’ insistence on drafting and signing wide receivers with flippers where their arms should be. Read more

For fucks fsake, fyou fguys fsure fknow fhow fto falliterate

Presumably his dead father is a Boomer, so what would really befit his generation is to hoard all the porn that he got on the cheap, not let anyone else have any and then bemoan the kids today for not working for their porn like he did.

Holy shit, for a second I thought that said Shrek.

There’s three of you. You’re not exactly “lone”!

if you say one thing that goes against the politically correct line, you will immediately lose your job and be scorned by the entire population. Read more

Maybe because there were “older white women” out getting their dance on to this song in a much more sexual way than he thinks “older white women” do? That’s the only thing that would make sense to me - he simply never saw “older” (whatever he means by that) “white women” as sexual beings and so he was surprised that… Read more

This is Deadspin, we all float down here.

But what constitutes “a complete mugging”? No one seems to know.

It wouldn’t be the first time a bunch of Catholics burned a female leader.

What was your first giveway? That her entourage included these guys?

Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days. Read more