…he might also be a virulent, awful racist; the opening part of the post notes that his “heritage is strong and pure,”

Self flagellation?

Notable students of Benny the Jet: John Cusack, David Lee Roth, Dave Mustaine..

I voted for Mindhive. I feel like I could sit down and have a beer with him.

I believe Robert Penn Warren beat him to it: make them sad, happy, make them angry, but Sweet Jesus, don't try to improve their minds.

Wanna do some blow?

POPCORN!

That bit about the Soviet Union collapsing, and how the market was flooded with assassins after that, what a great little piece of exposition, and a tiny window into the fucked up world of contract killers. "Queens of the hotel hit!"

Never fails to make me laugh. "Nah I'm not alright, man. I'm hurt, pissed, gotta find a new job.." Martin's just laying in the grass with his head in his hands, sunglasses and all.

It's really impressive, how he just comes around the corner, no shit talking, and then they're fighting to that song. I love it. "Thanks for the pen." Also reminds me of Steve O in SLC Punk smashing the bathroom mirror to another darker version of the song.

Bobby Beemer!

They needed that dart gun from JP Lost World.

"It's cool, bro. Everything is just connected and stuff."

Deadpool and the MCU have characters that people enjoy, and they're brought to life by a really talented cast and crew, and undeniably, a shitload of cash. It's a phenomenon with consistency, and that's incredibly rare.

Michael Biehn rode off into the sunset. He'll be haggard, young and handsome forever, kind of like if we had frozen Robert Redford against his will - like I had always suggested - many years ago.

I feel the same way about Titanic, but the AVclub strongly disagrees with me.

"You're gonna be a real special project of mine."

Can't change those lyrics though..

Shit. Guess I'll just kiss off then.

His was a higher form of trolling: truly fucking with people.