“Parts of the movie that feature singing will utilize either Malek’s own voice or recordings of Mercury, with a sound alike filling in the gaps.“We’re going to use Freddie as much as possible and use myself as much as possible,” Malek says.”

In all seriousness: AV Club, why the hell isn’t the photo embedded in the article? The image is blasted all over Twitter and the rest of the web, so there’s absolutely no reason WHY we “have to click the link in order to see it.” Seriously, this befuddled me. Is this a Kinja thing? Because I thought embedding media…

“Naido being reduced to a placeholder for Diane is another example of Lynch’s clumsy sidelining of non-white characters. In this case, she’s not even a character, but a symbol of a character.”

Your everlasting summer you can see it fading fast/So you grab a piece of something that you think is gonna last/But you wouldn’t know a diamond if you held it in your hand/The things you think are precious I can’t understand

For those of us in college in the late 1970s (you know, old people) Steely Dan was a really important band for those road trips to university and to study by. I had Aja on vinyl and 8 track. I can listen to any cut and be immediately transported to cramming for Organic Chemistry, driving long stretches of two…

Fuckin’ Dick Cheney has lived for the better part of a decade without a heartbeat. I’m telling you folks: Evil never dies.

Verizon will melt it down?

That’s pretty Dark, Man.

I’m not going to argue too much with that list except I hate The Doors so much.

[sharts]

Why not both?

If you think porcine’s cool, take a look at this: http://www.davekoelle.com/animal_terms.html

All the animal terms you’d want. My personal faves are: hippotigrine, lutrine, and mermecophagine.

Whoah, looks like she’s cold. Because of the ice water dumped on her head, obviously.

I hate this shit.

Every time you hit the star, an angel gets punched in the face.

Hey, yo, scary A., don’t even trip about your pants dawg. Here’s a pair on us, fool.

I’m gonna need an exact date when this was filmed.

Um, that’s the cat box and the cats are getting angry at your intrusion.

This is more like Lost In Space with Matt LeBlanc on the revamp scale.

So the very first story published after the switch to Kinja begins with: