Well, maybe. I was always the one that got hurt.

Oh, of course. Someone starts crying and it's over. If someone was going to get drop kicked directly in the face, it was always going to be at the very beginning of the song because that's the most awesome part.

I liked Resident Evil 1.

Completely forgot about that last one. Brendan Fraser, come on, man, what happened? You did all those Mummy movies! Did you really need money that badly?

I just wanted to clarify that we weren't really violent children.

You've never heard someone say that before?

"My momma lives in a trailer.."

Nah.

Blister is overplayed now, but not back then. Nobody was cool enough for the Violent Femmes.

But it will never be at the HEAD of the list.

Try not to come out of your office yelling: "Shitters and spitters! Rough crew!" I say that sometimes when I'm at work. I'm a teacher.

*In a nasally whine* Geeeet over here!

I can't really argue with two Cages.

The movie begins with Cameron Fucking Poe murdering a couple of rednecks who were talking shit. Two minutes of sentencing and jail time later, Cameron gets to go home - and that's where we are introduced to Cyrus the goddamn Virus - "my own proclivities are well-known and often lamented facts of penal lore" - and…

Or Paul Thomas Anderson.

We were kids, we'd put the MK theme on and just "beat" the snot out of each other for however long that awful song lasts. Rinse and repeat. Life was good.

"Run, Dougal!"

Hour of fluff?

Then I'll have to watch it again!

Zodiac? Seriously?