But, again, it's a movie about dinosaurs eating people. Kind of seems like you're shocked and perturbed for the sake of conversation.

I understand why JP2 left a bad taste in everyone's mouth. We've been down that road a million times. But people HATE that fucking movie.

Even though it was actually shorter, he was tossed around and literally ripped in half.

"..character arcs." Yeah. This is a movie about dinosaurs eating people.

I was way more bothered by the chubby dude in JP2 getting torn to pieces when he was trying to save everyone.

And Kurt Vonnegut! And…ah…somebody help me out here.

Indiana? Damn.

Unless you work for EA!

But he's the ITALIAN Stallion.

Yeah I was skeptical at first..but I'm really glad I decided to give it a chance.

This game. I don't have much patience for anime or JRPG bullshit, but this game is truly amazing. And it achieves that by doing so many tiny things perfectly. Batting practice, studying, making coffee and then get judged for the quality of your brew by an old grumpy coffee snob.

"The forced pathos of his mother’s death at the beginning of the first Guardians movie felt borderline exploitative,"

Fun fact: the name of the FARGO tv series here in China is translated as 冰血暴. "Frozen Blood Storm."

Church.

I think people hate the thing because it's so shiny and polished - while trying so damned hard to be gritty and rough. Whether that's a truly unforgivable cinematic sin, I don't know. He carried it on to his other superhero movies, and sank to abysmal depths. SS and Batman were objectively shit movies.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Jackie Earl Haley gave it everything they had.

"No morality. Only morale."

That cake has absolutely no soul.

With crushed ice and Dr Pepper, and a big fucking cheese pizza in front of you.

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