This Forrest MacNeil review of being the press secretary has gone on long enough..

But I love Michael Rooker!

Catherine O'Hara is truly special. There's really no one else like her.

"Any of you fellas know how to Madison?"

"Sounds like a real man to me…mind if I turn on…the radio?" I'm not as well versed in Prince as you obviously are, but this song. This fucking song.

"And she said whoever's calling can't be as cute as you..right then and there I knew I was through."

Music, dancing, pre-marital dinners. New guy Mike Pence is puking his guts out in the corner.

I finished the loyalty missions, minus Liam's because he's about as interesting as his couch, terraformed the shit out of some planets, and now I feel like there's nothing else pulling me back to the rest of the game. Guess that's it..it was kind of fun.

Hah! Yes! I completely forgot.

And Platt and Tucci from a million years ago being a couple of henchman goofballs. Grodin and Beethoven have that Turner and Hooch animosity between them, but with less dog murder at the end of the movie.

"Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!"

And then he's shrieking. Incredible.

Daniel Stern and those bricks. Man. Really good stuff.

1. Dennis The Menace..Walter Matthau?? Heart-breaking classic. Beethoven is pure 90s bullshit, but it's good 90s bullshit.

Durian smells like weed and gasoline. They put it on pizza here in Guangdong. Blasphemy.

Witcher 3 might be worth your money. Yes. Quite an understatement. We won't see that kind of quality in an RPG for a very long time, until Project Red finishes their cyberpunk adventure.

POW POW POWER WHEELS!

1. Someone should be executed for that in-game compass.
2. The Angara are so incredibly boring that it hurts.

Good To Go.

Or we could resort to cannibalism. Especially during the early days of the end times..when obese people still exist. Yum.