I'm doing the same damn thing. Nioh is just so damned complicated. I'm getting all these super awesome materials for forging, but there's not really any forging to be had? What the fuck? And I have like 2 million in gold but there's absolutely nothing to buy??? And the loot system is trash. Actually trash. Like an…

It's perfect. Blew everyone (away) and surpassed all expectations. I have just as much love for the first REmake.

There's a few notes in the game that say otherwise. And a few more that suggest Eastern Europe.

It's only a matter of time, right?

I know my Oppos and Coolpads and Lenovos. These were iPhones.

DOG FOOD?????

Honestly, the entire basement is just one big NOPE. Terrifying. Although..within the entire scope of Resident Evil..it's not so bad.

Any piece of the RE2 soundtrack is incredible. The RPD basement music? I dare you to find something more horrifying than that.

I love the RE2 save room music, but I've got to disagree with the warm blanket part. The music sounds like everything is falling apart.

Still never understood why they were speaking Spanish in eastern europe.

My favorite part of Eric Andre has to be "Russell Brand," "Reese Witherspoon," or "Jay Z and Beyonce." Oh shit they're all so good.

I was more into Terraria.

Oh, did you fight him? I hit circle just in time after I grabbed the key. He fell in the pit and died. I ran for the door and never looked back.

Oh, did you fight him? I hit circle just in time after I grabbed the key. He fell in the pit and died. I ran for the door and never looked back.

I met a group of these people in Guangxi, an hour or two outside of Guilin at the base of a mountain. They were using the curiosity about their customs and traditions to sell gold and silver bracelets to tourists. All of them seemed pretty happy, and when the tourists were distracted with the merchandise, the women…

Smells like Randy Quaid could be involved.

And, you know, just remember to let the Good Blood guide your way.

Can't deny that, sure. Probably more likely to get struck by a car and die while jogging, but that won't stop me.

I suppose if you've already had it checked on, the best defense would be lots of exercise. The heart is a muscle!

imaginary daughter?