Except those video games aren’t an official production of the United States government.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

using diamond metaphors and criticizing someone's complexion? sounds like 10 inches of rock hard straightness to me.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.