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If you live in NYC. ignore all of these rules and just do whatever the fuck you want. :) When i’m in jersey, i ride like an old lady. when i’m in nyc, i ride like a meth addicted “florida man”. whoever said you need to go less than 80 on the west side highway never owned a motorcycle.

I’m waiting for one that pops a fleshlight out. might as well have a driverless car that “drives your car” for you.

go back to brietbart comments. this is a car blog and you’re stupid. we don’t need you here. also, cars are regulated you dummy.

black friday deals on turdphones. I wonder how much bose paid for wirecutter to shill these things.

black friday deals on turdphones. I wonder how much bose paid for wirecutter to shill these things.

didn’t they have “oh shit my car is on fire” problems?

i’d drive it.

bad ass, but, the back seats look like giant puckered anuses and i can’t unsee it.

this is easily the best comment i've ever seen on jalopnik.

i feel like ridiculously awesome and bmw i3 don't really belong in the same sentence. well maybe "look at this ridiculously awesome koenigsegg agera sitting in front of a bmw i3". Every time i read news about an i3 all i think is that they designed it in ms paint. i3.bmp (yes i realize it's not entirely rational)

I don't think i have enough nopes to properly nope the design of that thing.

i love you all. haha. exactly what i was thinking. and that he must be "on a mission from god"

yah. i didn't even recognize this thing after looking up a picture of it.

I wish racing would stop getting quieter and quieter. pretty soon all you'll hear when you hit the track will be woosh sounds. They should require that formula e engines have giant sparks flying around in them and sound like they are about to explode at all times.

Is stuff like this even news in russia anymore?

yah. even the most die hard smart lovers will make fun of the transmission. It's a very well known problem.

then you had it in manual mode. in automatic its a jerky mess.

Point taken. Slow could be this things' safety feature. That said, i've driven a morgan 3 wheeler and i honestly felt safer on my 35 year old cb. How do you like the can am? i've been waffling on whether i think it's weird or whether i really really really need to own one. I keep looking at it thinking "that

you're 100% in my book.

I'm pretty sure that's 60% jezebel, not jalop.

They need an options for "how many triangles".