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My cobbled together 400hp shit box b5 ghettoharlequin a4 manages 71-80. maybe it's time to hollow out your cats and buy some multi colored fenders.

because you really loved jelly beans as a kid. or potatos.

This thing looks impressively stupid but i'd toot around the city in it during the winter when the bike is out of commission.

You listed 2 track cars that are about a millimeter off the ground and very much not meant for daily driving by your average tailgating, face shaving, texting, retard. one which was designed in the 1930's and a three wheeled motorcycle which weighs about half as much as this thing.

Kind of reminds me of a pontiac aztek.

Are you at all aware of how great a rap name D-Murtha would be?

yah. the hipster thing is about what's cheap and popular with other hipsters. They take what's considered boring and out of style then basically remarket it as underground. High waisted jeans were something that moms wore in the early 2000's, now half of williamsburg looks like my mom did in the 80's.

i'm pretty sure that means you aren't a douchebag. I'd wager a tenner that this guy lives in brooklyn.. either bushwick or williamsburg.

I feel like nortons and bsa's are too expensive for hipsters now. the cb's are the current trend. that said, i own a cb750 dohc and don't feel like a hipster.

It's neat. pointless. it's neat though. I would have just bought the damn bike, he could have gotten a basket case 500 and spent two years restoring it for all the time he wasted making this stupid thing.

this is easily one of my favourite cars of all time. people give me side eye and think i'm crazy when say that i like it more than the veyron. the eb110 was the last real bugatti.

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Meh. It was disappointing when giz turned into a taylor swift shilling crap fest of garbage pop music. Jalopnik was my last hope for the whole gawker network not becoming a tween girl's lifestyle blog. It isn't anymore.

New ford marketing scheme "RAPTOR EVERYTHING" #)(*$)#(*)$(#*$)(* RAPTOR EVERYTHING!

I feel like "needs to be finished" implies that there is some sort of vision of an end product.

haha. I started humming in.

did anyone else start humming the ą-team theme when that saw this story?

"pioneering aviator". It's not 1950 anymore, we don't need girl words for jobs.

my wife spent her childhood bopping around in the back seat of one of these. When we go to poland in a couple of months I'm buying one (maybe two) to bring back. I'm thinking an ej-25t + maluch would make for an hysterically fun and probably barely drive able car.

how is the oyua still around. They've got a business plan like the underwear gnomes, step one: make android console that nobody buys, step two: , step three: profit.