For fuck's sake! I'm pretty sure you'd look super butchy wearing men's pants....cut entirely differently from women's pants regardless of the waist/hip size relationship. If you do wear them, don't wear boxer shorts...they bunch up too much under the pants and won't show off your best assets properly!

That's purely an economic exercise. Don't play the game!

What a load of shit that is! If women are shallow enough to buy clothes purely as a function of fashion trends then fuck them, and the pony they rode in on!

No..women who live alone should live in such a way, and in such a place, that they will not need a gun!!

Well the correct answer is..."make sure you never get drunk an wander int the wrong apartment". (I'm pretty sure the front door was not left open so entry had to be by some relatively unconventional means). If you do and you get sot...tough fucking luck!!

Of course...gun nuts can twist any real life ingredient to be an argument for gun ownership!

Well the answer is simple....move asshole!

Your "dude" must be real important to you to be referred to by that word.

Where the fuck do you live? Never had a problem with lice...ever. A daily hair wash in the shower and keep the house clean. That's all you bloody well need! Oh, and don't let them fuck on dirty bedsheets!

Guess you should change your username to something with the word "spinster" in it... looking ahead you know!

The money was good! That sound even remotely like a whore?

It's just "gobbledyspeak" from someone who doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about...and really just needs a huge cock up her ass to straighten out her brain!

The she wasn't a real BDSMer..she was only a pretender! Without subs a dom is nothing...and some subs are going to be men.

If I'm going to beat anything it's not going to be my pants

I can think of only one reason why I would grab you by the ears!

Well fucking lucky for him...I guess!

Yeah...like I'm ever going to split wood in my life..like some fucking hillbilly! For Christ's sake buy the fucking stuff already split...that way you can spend more time drinking in front of the fire!!

Well hold on just a minute...when I am exposing myself to a woman for the first time I "peek my head out". When I am looking for something around the corner I "walk around the fucking corner and look for it".

But you have had your period, correct? Therefore no need for a Red Bull

Yeah the old tale...don't beat your meat son, you'll go blind!! The response...don't worry Dad, I'll only do it until I need glasses!