Yeah you will...but you'll be feelin' real, real good!

To overpower the smell from shoving your fist up your girlfriend's ass!! BTW - anybody know how to really get rid of that smell. It's been driving me crazy!

And given that she was, he remembered how she'd licked his asshole when they finished the last time she was in his bed!!!

Yeah...for some AP underwear...they'd be a real seller!

You mean they actually let the fuck in the Harley-Davidson shot (see middle picture) into the stadium?

Yeah way to go Phillies fans..I'm always sure to mock someone who makes a 50 -60 times as much a year as I do!!

You don't have to be attracted to someone to fuck them...just try taking a guy's dick up your ass once or twice for the pure pleasure of it; or eating a guy's cream-pie out of your girlfriend's ass! Who cares if you like the guy...just enjoy him!

Because bisexuals are the enlightened part of the LGBT community...they see sex for what it is...a real pleasure...and they do not try to politicize it, and the other members of that community do!!!

Cookies and vaginas make a good word pairing..as in "things we all like to eat!"

So $77 per hour is the going price for taking up the ass from homeless, syphilitic drifters! Good to know. BTW fuckwad learn how to spell your own screen name.

I don't know about it...but your shit sure looks disgusting!!!

Holy fuck...what is wrong with the world? You can spell 'subjectification' but you can't spell 'meat'! Something ain't right here.

Well you loosen it a little bit and gold old Rock will beat you!

Fuck you must be a loser...the other guy on here claims to be making $97/hour. You must be sucking cocks in the low-rent district.

Hold on there fella....there is no way I'm going to give blowjobs all day for anybody..even if it does pay $97/hour

No...but when I do it standing up it feels like somebody's shoving a hot poker in my asshole!!

Nice...remind me to never lend you my toothbrush!!

Fucking Mountain Dew...applied topically...will cure just about anything you've got that's bad. Think about that a little before your next swig!

well go figure....fuckin' swamp loonies probably eat more mosquitos than ice cream!

I've got a big mole on my ass right now...don't think I want to smear it with ancho sauce!!