I hope its not real 'awe'. If it is you're easily tricked...and that's probably good for men!

No...cata dox him!

So did she give him the old "nut twister" right there and leave him a shriveled up screaming piece of old-fart meat?

Holy fuck...now I understand why the really fat bitch next door never gets sick! She's got this humungous extra thicker fat layer to protect her! Who would have guessed?

Of course you wouldn't...until you're hard up for a good fuck and then everything is pretty much fair game!

Well it obviously was...at the time!

How could she possibly report....she gad been drinking; she came 3 times during the alleged rape(s); and she called the frat back every day for a week afterwards asking if she could come over again! Let's get serious here!

Shouldn't it be "driving while being brown is not an offense"....."driving while being blown is"

Jesus was no more fucking white than your hairy ass! He was a swarthy brownie just like everybody else in those days!

Who gives a shit...you understood what was being said didn't you? Mr. fucking scholar!

Are we saying that he's a big hemorrhoid? As in......"Hemi-Joe"

Yeah..particularly if she is young and beautiful and hasn't had lunch yet that day!

So are clitoral circumcisions...ask any woman in India!

Maybe..maybe not.. was it specified that she had to give you, and only you, the blowjobs?

And then your dick fell off.....

Fuck the procedure..you don't need condoms...just get into ass fucking!

You can bet on it..I mean for God's sake if you spent your entire day looking at assholes ...and I mean literal assholes....you'd drink a lot too!

We when your urologist snapped on the gloves to digitally examine you, you should have said "What are you gonna do Doc, make me a sandwich?", and when he started to penetrate you should have stood up straight, wagged your finger in his face and said "Uh uh, that's a one-way street". Neither of those would have saved…

I don't know about that but I hear that the women who work at IBM certainly do!

And as I commented earlier...you and I both know what they did well!