No...it's that Santa Claus isn't real but he still fucked your mother.

Well you know the old saying..."Kids say the darndest things."

Bang!!!! Hit the nail right on the head!

Yeah me neither...Janice Dickinson is totally unbelievable!!

Christ..you gotta put that definition in the Urban Dictionary for sure!

Well rthe only true way to show that you hate him now is to give up speaking English...speak whatever other gobbledygook you know!

Yeah and if you believe everything you read as the unadulterated truth come and talk to me...I've got a bridge for sale!

well after that exchange they both went back and ate each other's pussies...although on Joan, because of all her face lifts her pussy was up at her hairline

You better do a little more research because "addict = liar"

fucking Janice Dickinson..go to the police, swear a complaint! If you don't then what you say is not true!

Well holy fuck..everybody knows that 'goggle' won't tell you anything...go to Urban Dictionary, look up 'fucktard'..there;s probably a picture of you beside the word.

You could have given him something to really cry about after sex....liking biting his ball-sack really hard during!

Yeah..it would be a couple of one-legged guys double-boning some chick!

Just figure out a way to fart a lot when he's yapping. That'll shut him up!

What??? You're full of shit!!

No but I did see a fat chick shitting into a big straw hat on the beach in Mexico one sunny afternoon...I guess the combination of a fancy Mexican lunch (with beans), too many Margaritas and hot sun. Couldn't smell anything (because I was maybe 40 feet away) but the sound was fucking disgusting! She didn't seem to…

It would be even c0oler if you are eating a bucket of KFC while you sit on the shitter!

I shit in a guy's hockey skates after a game at the local rink! He was a prick!

Yeah...but she'll twist your nuts right off your body if you try and screw with her! She's really, really, really, really, really mean!!

Just take your lunch-bag into the shitter and eat your food while taking a dump. Think about it...you're all alone; you don't have to worry about people talking to you; You can enjoy your food at your own leisurely pace (or you can cram it in as quickly as possible) and you can congratulate yourself on your personal…