Calm down a little bit...you have to know that the old clubs hags were secretly trying to figure ut how big Grant’s ‘schwanze’ was and how they could get a taste.

Yeah...I’ve played that course a couple of times as a guest. Pretty much a bunch of genuine fucktards run the place, and most of the members aren’t much better. Wonder how those members are going to like playing in the toolies in a few years, when they have to move the club out to Chink-land!

Good thing you didn’t fuck OJ’s wife....we wouldn’t be seeing you around anymore!

Yeah....nothing better than bouncing a few off the tile roof of some fucker living in Florida or Palm Springs, CA!

And you have to know that the best fucking always comes from female golf club members.

Wait until some of the players at BobO find a big blob of messy shit in the hole in the 3rd green one morning. They’ll get some rules...in a fucking hurry!

So he probably went out to the parking lot and did!

So did you put on a superhero mask for your second pic?

Forgot one....who the fuck pays a $5 charge with a credit card?

You should have shoved a 5-iron up his ass!

The do only cost $19.99 at Kohl’s...so there!

Did he kick your ass?

Anybody wearing cargo shorts (or cargo pants)anywhere, at any time, should be strung upside down, naked and beaten within an inch of his life.

OK...you go and play with some fat guy wearing a horizontally striped skin tight singlet and bathing suit, flip flops and wearing a broad-brimmed straw hat and over-sized sunglasses....who consumes at least a dozen cans of beer on the front nine, and who (even without the beer) is one of the worst fucking golfers…

Absolutely...no fucking denim! And if, like the club where I live that is a little further out of the city..approaching the ranching environs, you have all the normal exclusions (tank tops, flip flops, collarless shirts etc) you have to add the one that makes the most sense....NO COWBOY BOOTS!

Who probably needed nothing more than a good boning in her lush, furry Italian ass!

He could have made you play naked.....after midnight with nobody else around.

Well you fucking idiots why didn’t you spend a little money and buy a set of clubs for your father? Jesus Christ what a couple of turdwaffles! And you’re lucky it was a “really nice course”. If it was just an average course someone would have come out from the pro shop, beat the everloving piss out of your and jammed…

So are people who wear jeans to a golf club!

That’s fucking impossible!