Well yeah..that’s perfectly understandable. What woman would want Bill Cosby’s severed dick in their mouth?

No thanks..there probably isn’t enough money in the world to make me do that (unless she’s under 25, hot, and takes it up the ass).

Holy fuck! You mean he’s done more than 700 chicks? Jesus H Christ, martyr the guy. The only human being who’s done more women is John Holmes (or maybe that nigger basketball player if you believe his bullshit).

Holy Christ...there’s a perfectly logical reason! Would you like a severed nigger dick in your mouth?

Nah.[..doesn’t offend me! He is one so he should be able to use the word however he likes.

Holy fuck! My whole Grade 12 history course in 19 paragraphs! Where were you when I really needed you?

Well fuck that noise..there’s nothing to love about the south unless you mean Dixie sluts or NASCAR! And holy fuck..isn’t that a wonderful choice?

Easy for you to say! Fuckhead (that’s easy for me to say when it’s right)

Nothing you dickwad...that war’s been over 150 years, get a life!

You’re right because they’re just a couple of fucking hillbillies with bad haircuts. But that Daisy...holy fuck, I do her in my sleep!

Well that covers a lot of territory in the South.

Ghandi drank his own piss.....that makes him kinda special doesn’t it?

Well ‘around back’ is where they belong.

Well you just defined the whole problem there.....pickup trucks and nascar races....congenital idiots and/or sluts, take your pick!

Well that would be too fucking bad..because in that instance it would no longer your country and anything to do with ‘former;’ would have to be relegated to only memory.

Similar to our biggest mistake on the Plains of Abraham...you know, the old “to the victor goes the spoils”..not the “you’re as good as we are and you can have your own society” bullshit that the French got in 1759. As a completely non-topicsl aside...you know that the thinnest book in the world is titled “French War…

When the South can make a go of it on its own..then they might have a point!

Also, get Walmart to sell “stars and Bars’ toilet paper so the rest of the country can really tell them what we think of their fucking flag.

Let ‘em go... bundle up Mississippi, the Carolinas, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, maybe Texas and a couple more,....and tell them to have their own fucking country. But no piggybacking on anything American like the currency. Tell them to be truly independent (ie - no sovereign association) and then lets just…

No, we mean Indians...those fucking idiots who sold Manhattan for $24.