Yeah...but if you play your cards right you’ll get all the female assholes you can handle...and then some.

You prove my main point about Burning Man......you can absolutely get fucked 7 ways to Sunday there...particularly if you’re not too choosy about what you stick your dick into.

Holy fuck! That means they’re going to have to spend a whole shitload of money building special shitters so none of the privileged coeds is inadvertently put out by the chance of seeing a dangler when they’re trying to ‘pinch a loaf’.

Who really gives a shit? C’mon now....there are way more important things in the world to care about!

So what we’re really saying through all of this is that they are just a couple of dyke cunts, who...because they are professional athletes...we have all elevated to celebrity status when they clearly don’t deserve it. Who gives a shit about them or what they do?

Holy fuck! Don’t go spreading that rumour. If you do, all the lily-white, bleeding heart liberals with snotty-nosed kids will be moving to my part of the country and then its ruined forever!

So let’s throw in a few more words that really should be added to the general American lexicon:

Why the fuck would anybody with an IQ larger than their hat size live in Ohio?

So what the study is really saying is that the more you have to deal with niggers...the more racist you’re likely to be. Most Grade 5 kids could tell you that.

I have a dream...that one day we’ll be all done with special interest events, parades, days etc.

You mean like “Beaner”?

So old Chuck really is nothing more than a gigantic piece of shit....just like we have all always thought!

Holy fuck! Better bolster up the bed frame bucko!

Well maybe you were...there is absolutely no trick for a girl to get fucked...you’re wrong about guys...we will fuck anything as long as we’re expecting a pussy and don’t get surprised with a dick!

Think about it...if you’re shaving higher, then the theory is you’re letting guys look (and probably something else) higher...a real no-no for most moms of girls in 5th grade (like Amy was)

Nothing is unfuckable no matter hiow much they weigh. Most guys would do the “my 600-Lb Life” chick....if they could find the hole to shove it in.

Yeah...but I’m pretty sure she means a quality dick....not some low-life bar piece of shit!

Yeah...but at 125 lbs, fucking you would probably be like shoving my dick into a bag of sticks! Stay 150...much, much better.

I’m pretty sure she’s right! She could catch my dick any time...and anywhere...she wants.

Sepp Blatter should do more than ‘step down’! He should step off the top of a tall building.