Who really gives a shit? Maybe if universal indignation reaches a high enough level we can all say “Fuck the World Cup - what is it good for?”

Yeah...and when the dicks have a Prince Albert the hat and glasses are even funnier!

I guess now we’re gonna see a whole bunch of different selfies showing up online.

This ‘basically gay dude’ has to understand that dick pics can only be taken in a bathroom....it would be virtually impossible, and almost certainly ruin the evening to try and take one under the table at a dinner party hosted by your girlfriend’s parents.

what? You’re wearing panties over your head? Good

Yeah..if you’re gonna send genitals make it a true selfie!

Hey..maybe that works out! Instead of the conventional MMF threesome, you can work out a MFF mother-daughter routine. That should please your lover #1.

Don’t give up, you know the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed”...I’m pretty sure the “who the hell is this” reply was merely an expression of interest! On the negative side maybe it was your husband who couldn’t believe you were saying “I’m horny” and thought it was one of his other women sending him an invite.

OK, try it.....don’t be surprised if he starts boning the neighbor.

Yeah...until the answer is “I’d use my penis to piss all over your face in McDonald’s and laugh hysterically while I was doing it”! Then you have a serious problem.

Not if your a chick who gets off chugging on a thick, black monster cock!

“Very good that the sex’. Is this guy some kind of Eastern European idiot?

Read between the lines sweetie...that really means he’s boning the hot babe who lives next doror! As he’s sending you the text!

That’s pretty much an insult...it implies that you have an asshole big enough and deep enough to hold a meaningful amount of cereal! Ugh!!!

Yeah....Jane you ignorant slut!!

That’s gotta mean that you have very ugly boobs and the cloud is gonna be pissed!

So did he blow them behind the jukebox?

The easiest way for her to tell is to offer the guy a blow job..if he declines, he’s gay!

What’s your fucking point?

Pretty much the case...can go both ways without evens changing clothes.