Yeah the ultimate Jeopardy answer "Alex Trebek"

The biggest misunderstanding here is that my not being impressed with almost anything Danish ....including its cities and its supposed culinary delights...is not the result of a lack of privilege, its a function of too much first hand experience, approximately 8 years' worth!

No accounting for bad taste in some people!

Yeah but Buckhorn is the perfect antidote for STDs...especially if you pour it in her cunt before you fuck her.

Finally..someone with a username that's describes their role in life!

Those two things taste about the same I've been told.

Fuck...i thought only the ultimate piss-wads in the world...the Mexicans....would have a lime anywhere near a beer.

Well your travelling companion should have picked up the nearest beer bottle, broken the neck off on the edge of the bar and then rammed the remnant up the bartenders ass, all the while yelling..'this is how we do it in the 'hood when we get disrespected man!'

And a few rusty razor blades.

Well as the name implies, it comes from 'simpler times'....when nobody knew how to brew worth a shit!

You realize that if you drink enough 'shandies' in pone sitting that you're going to get to a point where you go into the mens' room and let a bunch of queer bastards shove their dicks down your throat. be careful.

No, but if you're goning to drink beer in green bottles stick to Rolling Rock....as cold as you can fucking get it. Six or seven bottles ought to do it.

Who gives a shit! This is a post about beer you cockwaffle...not some travel blog about the best places to get danish pastry!

If the truth be known...almost all of the liquid shit that Europeans pass off as beer is terrible. You can never get it cold enough; you drink more than two and you bloat up like you've gained 30 pounds and as you say, none of it travels too well. The only thong worse than European beer is any American beer with…

I was too quick with my earlier response....hats off to you for having a username that brings back memories of another movie that is usually on the favorites list for a six-year old....Bad News Bears!

Good luck getting a six-year old to sit all the way through Hotel Rwanda.

Forget the fancy math...I basically saw two things from your response. First, if you are really spending 10 -12 hours flying back and forth between SD and SF your system is hugely fucked. I can do it between two cities 900+ miles apart in a total of 3 hours each way. Second thing, and you conveniently overlooked…

Fucking dilettante...its just beer!

I guess the concept of "time is money" doesn't apply in your case

OK, if you're six years old!