Holy fuck...you actually admit that you go bowling? Hide your fucking head in shame!

Hope you fucked her there anyway! Everybody breaks the law once in a while.

Yeah, but you know you watch it and tug on your weenie every scene with Geena Davis in it!

If you're gonna go and leave a lasting image for everyone, it's gotta be you, dead with your dick in your mouth. Style!

Yeah but she's in every fucking episode so I think she does pretty good!

But what if he's writing about taking a shit....or eating some shit....or simply just walking by some shit on the sidewalk. How does he handle it then?

Nice try at alliteration .....too bad you can't fucking spell!

Next time take a commuter flight!

The movie got you so hot you couldn't wait until the movie ended right? You had to fuck her in the darkened entrance way to the theater right away! Hope you were quiet so you didn't disturb the people who were enjoying the end of the movie.

You're not supposed to pick it with cinnamon toothpicks.

Why the fuck are we worrying? Given the state of the Russian economy at the present time I'm thinking that their 'colonize the moon' fund is probably about 87 roubles and a bunch of old vodka empties. Nothing to sweat about on this one guys!

And real good for giving the ugly chicks the 'burnt pussy' treatment ....just for laughs!

Holy fuck...that sounds like way too much fucking brainpower is needed to play rugby...let's just drink instead.

Yeah...a whole bunch of fucking ugly guys with enormous cauliflower ears wearing shorts and running around like fucking idiots and then huddling to kick at one another and probably grope each others' balls!

That's why you never buy a used car in Germany....it is pants-shittingly terrifying!

Well you're wrong there...because it pretty much is!

Yeah...if he's earning that kind of money he can afford $50 at the arcade and at least 10 hours of bowling at $28 per...also he could afford to hire someone to throw his ball for him.

I apologize...my bad. I shouldn't jump to conclusions just from reading a username. In any event, please be sure you invite me to that lunch...I'm betting it will be a hell of a time. I'll definitely buy!

Enjoy your meal!

Other than the fact that you appear to spend a whole bunch of your time yelling...I'm thinking that you might be someone who it would be worth getting to know...if only in the hopes of eventually getting to be "five minutes away from penetrating you"! But what do I really know!