There was a Gawker item a few days ago about a woman in New Jersey who went on an OKCupid date with a guy whose nickname was "Gooch" (you know - the slang term for the perineum, the part of your body between your ball sac and your asshole). It turns out that Gooch stole some stuff from her - money, jewelry etc - and…

Christ I've got two neighbor women who'll do that!

Well if he is lame, challenge him to a foot race and when you win, make him take you out for a really expensive good meal!

What a disgusting looking pile of shit. Load of cum on tomatoes. Christ I can do that in my own kitchen.

Balsamic yes...balamaic reduction NO!

Absolutely right! It's these fucking trendy celebrities that think they know how to run a restaurant that ruin it foe everybody. Fucking Luddites!

A balsamic reduction is like taking a good balsamic and mixing it with a loan of cum. Horrible shit!

Christ, that dog looks like he just got a surprise fist right up his ass! I know because that's the face a woman usually makes when it happens to her.

Well don't you sound like the kind of guy who would be wearing the ass-less leather pants when you go to lunch!

That's usually the way barf comes back up!

Yeah... but do it with a spoon so that they really get the message.

Was his name "Gooch" and did he steal your 2007 Toyota?

Just be thankful it was just your face...as for the old and white guys, they'll touch anything. Hell I've even seen a guy pull out his dick and drag it across a woman's shoulder in a Beverly Hills restaurant!

Well the only thing they missed was a trip to the ladies' shitter! In all three restaurants there's a sign over the toilet that says "please flush twice..it's a long way to the kitchen".

The only thing magnetic and radiant about Angelina Jolie is her cunt!!

Yeah it was..you kept wondering when he was going to disappear into a back room with some young guy and blow him until his nuts exploded!

You are 100% correct. After Hilary Swank there is only one other actress I would pay money to watch take a shit...and that is Leelee Sobieski!1

Jacob...don't be such a pansy!! If you want to admit that you like Kylie Minogues' ass just say so! As in "never a bad reason to watch Kylie Minogues ass!!" Everybody wil lrespect you more.

Well then..I guess you're one person who's never gonna take it up the shitter!

Agree 100%. Can you still count to 10 without having to start over a couple of times...I couldn't after watching that movie.