Christ I've got two neighbor women who'll do that!

Well if he is lame, challenge him to a foot race and when you win, make him take you out for a really expensive good meal!

What a disgusting looking pile of shit. Load of cum on tomatoes. Christ I can do that in my own kitchen.

Balsamic yes...balamaic reduction NO!

Absolutely right! It's these fucking trendy celebrities that think they know how to run a restaurant that ruin it foe everybody. Fucking Luddites!

A balsamic reduction is like taking a good balsamic and mixing it with a loan of cum. Horrible shit!

Christ, that dog looks like he just got a surprise fist right up his ass! I know because that's the face a woman usually makes when it happens to her.

Well don't you sound like the kind of guy who would be wearing the ass-less leather pants when you go to lunch!

That's usually the way barf comes back up!

Yeah... but do it with a spoon so that they really get the message.

Was his name "Gooch" and did he steal your 2007 Toyota?

Just be thankful it was just your face...as for the old and white guys, they'll touch anything. Hell I've even seen a guy pull out his dick and drag it across a woman's shoulder in a Beverly Hills restaurant!

Well the only thing they missed was a trip to the ladies' shitter! In all three restaurants there's a sign over the toilet that says "please flush twice..it's a long way to the kitchen".

Well then..I guess you're one person who's never gonna take it up the shitter!

Wear that dress backwards...and I guarantee that you'll look fabulous now!

Not really 'open' all the way round. I'm pretty sure she's fucking 'married; men who do not let their wives into the little secret. Just pretty much an ignorant slut to me.

Sounds like the husband is the lucky one in the relationship ....he never has to worry about trying to fuck his wife and finding out that he's sliding into a 'wet deck'.

Well, with that outlook I'm pretty sure that you're going to be more than 'inconvenienced' when you find out how many Bieber's there actually re in this world. I've seen shit in the restroom sink (both womens' and mens') of a number of high end hotels and restaurants in both the USA and a couple of European…

Yeah..looking back at it, you're right...I blew it out of proportion.After all, we've all been mildly uncomfortable taking a piss at one time or another.

Well it certainly could be!