You sound delightful! Don't blame the guys when they prefer to bone you from behind with your face pushed down into the pillow.

He's out there...s long as you don't mind him going out and boning some young bar slut while you're watching your 10 hours of NetFlix. After all, fair is fair!

Wow! You sound terrific. Mind if I pop over, bone you in the ass and then cum all over your tits and leave?

You're right...particularly when that manager doesn't like blow jobs while he's driving.

The worst is when they pretend they're a girl...and the first time you date them and grope them at the end of the date you find a penis you weren't expecting.

Nothing like an extended awkward silence....and then you dribble out a little squeaky fart to break the tension.

And if you don't inadvertently spill a condom on the floor when you take your car keys out of your pants pocket.

For fuck's sake man, it's only taking a piss....what's so hard? You worried the 10-year old next to you will have a bigger dick than you? Get over it....most women don't like bigger dicks anyways, so you'll have it all over the 10-year old if you meet some babe when you exit the mens' room. Or are you worried that…

When all the stalls are full, the best thing to do is leave your dookie in one of the sinks. No problem sitting through the movie then.

Just ask them when they feel they'll be up for a movie!

Unless you're really into a three-way, and then its the perfect intro!

Well then you just say..."you should think about losing some fucking weight you fat blob!" That'll end any awkwardness for sure!

For my money try a little Knob Creek or Booker bourbon...can't go wrong! Nice to see a woman who isn't afraid to try a little adventure when she drinks...good on you!

Absolutely does, but I don't know any women who will drink it neat which is why Isuggested a little soda for LuckyMc44

Don't know if you're a 'brown' liquor girl....but try little small batch bourbon with soda water.....mmmmm delicious!

Tonya Harding...never won bugger-all but everybody knows who she is...and most guys want to fuck her real good

Who cares...but she could sit on my face with her bare ass any time she wants.

So what you're saying is that from now on you're going to charge a cover for anyone to get into your bedroom!

Sure...most chicks don't want to get their ass scraped to hell getting boned on a concrete floor!

Any lessons given willingly are accepted in the same spirit.