Sounds like Conger and Bentz want to see him Lochted up.

In Soviet Russia takes issue burning hot you!

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

That's not how you play Knifey Spooney.

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

You absolutely do **not** need to be honest and truthful at your exit interview, especially if that ”honesty” burns a bridge. You want to stay on the best possible relationship with your past employers and co workers. Trashing them will not endear you. If you can be reasonably constructive, fine, but lobbing bombs can…

A childhood friend of mine ended up going the route of killing people for money, amongst every other illegal activity. He’s doing life in Missouri. I’ve talked to him in prison a number of times since he was sentenced. He told me all about a criminal underworld where people who want someone killed are matched with…

Dude Where’s My Car-eer?

You attend some shitty parties.

You should become more familiar with bird law

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

And then he celebrated his burn the only way he knew how. By texting his wife to see if she saw the tweet 9 times in 2 minutes, throwing a simulated 20 inning game against a convenience store wall, and pounding a gallon of whole milk. It was a good day.

I didn’t know Bob was so controversial in Cuba, the last three bullets call for a “nueva Ley”

I’m just going to threadjack with the great Vine of all time:

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

I just know this was written by a feminist who made up her mind about this kid before she even read the article. Disgusting

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I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.