I’m watching dumb anime.

Yeah, I’m reminded of the concept of “law school hot”, and wondering if there might some weird reality show parallel concept at work here. Admittedly, I’m a straight male, but I’m also confident enough in my sexuality, and more pertinently, a good enough eye, to point at another guy and say “wow, that is one darn good…

Okay, one, no. Maybe it’s just the combo of his haircut and that picture, but this doy-boy would NOT be my favorite in any capacity, unless the category was “who was your favorite replacement for a heavy bag?”

Middle-aged dude here with a question: could this dope get it in real life. You know, with real people? Sure, in the manufactured confines of reality TV, he’s a hot commodity. But if you measured him against actual people, he a) dumb, and b) kind of a misogynist.

Man. They can’t even stop people from fucking by offering them $100,000. I hope this show is beamed directly into the heads of anyone who still thinks abstinence-only sex ed makes any sense.

Oz has an opinion on everything and is always willing to share it. Doesn't mean anyone should listen to him.

I was sick all the time back in school, and these days I almost never get sick. Schools are freaking petrie dishes of disease. Opening them up early gives us the great opportunity to teach little Kimmy about life and death with the story of how she killed grandma.

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen it suggested that reopening schools would have a low impact, but that just seems so implausible. Like, really? You think sending hundreds of asymptomatic carriers to mingle together every day, then go home to their families, which likely include more vulnerable individuals, wouldn’t…

Hell, you don’t go back in while the arsonist is busy lobbing molotov cocktails in through the windows.

I just saw a clip of Dr. Phil saying something along the lines of “there are (x number in the hundreds of thousands) children who die from drowning in pools every year, but we don’t shut the country down over that.”

How bout the govt gets the testing/ppe situatuion worked oulike other industrialized nations before we discuss opening anything up?

Here’s my tinfoil hat explanation: leaf blowers keep lawn maintenance companies in business. Think about it. Instead of removing debris, leaf blowers just push the debris into other areas. Then all it takes is for a gust of wind to move the debris back onto the landscaped lawn. Whelp, better go call the landscaping…

Not everybody is like this, but I totally am. I would much rather be next to a busy highway or have a white noise machine blasting in my ear than have to listen to someone’s music or hear a heater rattling. My wife doesn’t get it: she’s repeatedly tried to convince me that the former is objectively louder than the…

Another episode of #ANYEXCUSEWILLDO.

I was out walking today and looking at all the people wearing masks and thinking to myself someone is going to get shot in a convenience store.

“Just like anything, there’s more to the story”

Officer Thumb Penishead’s racist white guy goatee is not regulation.

So this officer, who as the Chief stated, was “mistaken” about the store’s face-covering policy, took it upon himself to creepily stalk these men around the store and intimidate them into leaving? The store’s Becky didn’t even call and “complain” about the men wearing surgical masks?

I have already felt dread concern over what will happen if Quarantine is lifted on a Monday and I have to return to my office without getting my locs retwisted and lined-up. I cannot imagine how it is for essential-workers, especially those who have job mandates around standards of “neatness” that are hard to meet if…

Well fuck me I guess, I thought the article was interesting, even in the midst of this global disaster.