TIL...  always thought “beard” was a generic term for a false partner who’s purpose was to cover up someones unconventional sexual identity (is daddy’s little fucktoy an identity?)

Forcing any of the degenerate Trumps to publicly go naked would be more punishment for those watching.

It is for foreign dictators where the Trump Organization has businesses, or plans to.

He also had the audacity to say the federal stockpile is not for the states? Who the fuck is it for then? The parts of America that aren’t states like Puerto Rico and Guam (haha like Trump would ever help Puerto Rico).

This world needs people that honor the the help that they received by giving back. I salute you and thank you.

This is the one that finally made me cry.

Another story - This was a few years ago, I was probably 26-ish. I was at a concert alone, at a small venue in LA (the Echoplex), and the room was sparsely filled because I was seeing a band that wasn’t yet popular. The guy behind me, around 50/M, kept trying to start conversations with me while the openers performed.…

I worked in Financial Aid for years. I can confirm...we once had some flexibility (not in the Lori Loughlin way, but for genuinely good deeds). This is amazing, though.

It was 2000 and I was driving my mom’s old Mercury Cougar through Massachusetts (between home and college) when smoke started coming out from under the hood. I pulled over in a Home Depot parking lot and opened the hood, staring at it.

I was rarely aggressive (only when someone ELSE was in danger), but I learned quickly that in Europe the American “polite decline” that comes with a small smile absolutely has the opposite effect, and any smile was basically taken as encouragement. After 6 months I definitely had the firm “no” down pat. This guy just…

My parents discovered I was gay at the end of my senior year of high school, right before graduation. My father beat me nearly unconscious and I literally ran out of the house with only the clothes I was wearing. I snuck back in twice to get some things, but it barely amounted to a suitcase’s worth of stuff.

I stayed…

I got in a minor fender bender (A guy ran into the back of my car in a parking lot and then tried to gaslight me into not taking his insurance and said that “my parents would probably be upset if they found out I was in an accident.... bitch please with that condescension... you. hit. me. ) Anyways, I got his info and…

I was traveling through Europe at the end of the study abroad, so I was lugging a huge suitcase from France, to Belgium, to Italy, to Greece, to England. Upon my arrival in Brussels, a man approached me and offered to carry my suitcase up the stairs. I declined, having learned in my time in Europe that men who offered…

I’m seeing funeral homes are limiting gatherings to ten people and livestreaming their services for others. They could do this with weddings, too, right? Yeah, not exactly the most special romantic day but if you’re really hankerin’ to get hitched. And it would be a quirky story to tell the kids and grandkids some day.

“That dude probably has had VD multiple times.”

Any black man who listens to Trump deserves to get the ‘Rona.

Wait people that visited that stank ass place and shook hands with his fat ass may be infected and I am supposed to care? File that under hell no. I mean unless his blood is radioactive why in the hell would it take two days to get his results back when it takes two hours for everyone else? For those that work at that…

Russians, bed bugs, deranged Chinese citizens and now Covid-19, the people that work there at Mar-A-Lago need to get paid hazard pay. 

The NBA players are right. The owners of the NBA teams are wealthy.