I live near a teaching hospital, so I hear med students walking home at all hours, or just being drunk and obnoxious. I just tune it out. I’d probably call the cops if I’d heard Gun shots or screaming. But otherwise, I tune it out and figure it’s students acting like students and assume that they’re in a group, and…

I once worked on a short film shoot with someone who told a lengthy story about themselves which happened to be lifted word for word from Bill Maher’s novel. (I think I’m the only other person who actually read it) I of course, told everyone and we spent the rest of the shoot relaying  the plots of Close Encounters,…

A friend of mine walked off a major film for the first and only time in his career bc of Ben Stiller’s behavior. When I’ve told people about how cruel he was to my friend, someone invariably defends him and says something like Janeane Garofalo wouldn’t be friends with him if he was that bad, and people wouldn’t keep…

He probably thinks burn cream is a hoax propagated by Big Fire and Big Sun

He’s donated an insane amount of money to UT and various cahrities in Austin. He also  runs a mentorship program for aspiring film makers that actually teaches them real world skills, like how to secure financing, how to negotiate, etc. He may not be an intellectual, but his heart is in the right place

I’m not a nurse, but I work in health care, and I find that describes a pretty big swath of all health care workers. I have had to block dozens and dozens of colleagues on my professional Facebook groups, not just for not understanding how viruses and masks work, but for posting that they wish COVID would wipe out…

I wonder if they all all avoid sensible precautions just like their stupid followers. Today I had to go into the hillbilly MAGA part of town looking for peroxide and alcohol, since there was none to be had anywhere else I looked. No one was wearing a mask, no one was distancing. It was insane. And PS, they were pretty…

Man, I hate how excited and happy I got when I read the title of this post. This orange fuck has me cheering for someone’s death!

I have friends that are stylists and estheticians, and their clients are losing their minds to a degree that is hilarious to me. I guess they know their husbands will be super pissed at them for allowing themselves to have un-waxed bajingos and dark roots.

Spacey hit on one of my friends (blonde twink who looked SUPER young, natch) and he used to do an impression of Kevin Spacey’s gross, pursed lip “sexy face” and mannerisms while he was trying to be seductive. 

Return to Motherland needs to take a cultural nutrition class, because black people contributed hugely or outright created most styles of regional American cooking. And the best stuff was created out of poverty —using cheap ingredients lots of creativity. 

Not only that, in most states stylists will get fined/jailed and their license suspended or revoked for doing housecalls now. Luckily she’s not famous enough that anyone knows who does her hair, so they won’t lose their livelihood over this. 

What in the unholy fuck 

I don’t have the capacity for those stories right now. I am bingeing stupid teen TV series and cooking shows. 

There’s a doc about him too. It focuses more on Scotty  than his celebrity stories. His life was absolutely insane, even before he ran the gas station. 

I’m old, so I remember his column in Esquire. It was filled with sensible health advice. I’ve heard that when his wife became a yoga teacher and fancied that her weekend training qualified her to be a health guru, he suddenly decided that alternative medicine was the wave of the future. I’m in a Facebook group with a…

I think you’re totally right. Years ago, I worked in an office park with a bunch of trees, and the landscaping guy came maybe twice a month. It seems like I hear leaf blowers every day at my current office, and we have like 6-7 trees. 

Although I currently do something else, I am a licensed esthetician. Lots of stylists and estheticians were posting in professional FB groups about doing house calls before the state opened a hot line to report them and increased fines. I fear for the stylists doing house calls. You really can’t sterilize a private…

My dad used to make hand pies out of tortillas and apple pie filling for us when we were kids. He had a sandwich press and he’d butter the tortillas and sprinkle cinnamon sugar on them and put a dollop of pie filling. I thought they were delicious, but my mom is a terrible cook so I pretty much ate canned tamales and…

I’ve used this one: https://www.imperfectfoods.com/ The produce is cheaper bc it’s either ugly, or too small. I live alone, so many times the too small option is perfect, bc I can’t eat a 2 pound squash.