So now I can actively watch Gary screw up my carefully planned formatting? Awesome.

Dude those little koala snacks are top tier, although i prefer the chocolate kind. And Squirt as well! Are we long lost brothers?

HamNo would reply but he’s been busy doing his Buffalo Bill dance in front of a WGA(E) flyer taped to the bathroom mirror since yesterday.

There was Norway it was going to crash.

Shark shouldda done more squats, bro.

...said the Gizmodo commenter.

You can practically hear his brain screaming “NO!”

Dude, you keep posting this video but it’s revealing anything useful. All he’s doing on Maher is pandering to the audience to sell his book. Find a better clip.

In the morning to you, good sir (or dame). Care for some mutton or mead?

So there was an upside to the cheating diesels after all?

It’s because we don’t have constant diarrhea in the US.

Nah that sounds about right for them.

“This one’s called ‘I Wanna Rock Your Body’. Then in parenthesis is says ‘Til the Break of Dawn.’” SOLO.

Pro tip: Eat more fiber. You can read while eating and then read some more when pooping. More fiber = more pooping = more reading. See also: coffee, chili, Chipotle. 

I bought a new 2006 STi and I still have it today. This car was built before they added ESC and I really appreciate the mechanical feel of the drivetrain, especially on bad weather days. We’ve been on many adventures together and I have never regretted buying one.

If you haven’t cleaned your desk since the 90's it will also remember what you did last summer.

I made a similar mistake too. I made a molasses crumble pie but I mistakenly made it with blackstrap instead of regular molasses. It was...strong.

I’ll probably end up hate-watching it.

You say it like it’s a bad thing.

Should he actually win Feinstein’s seat in the senate, I hope that his science-y education would be able to counteract the apparently IQ sucking apparatus that she has attached to her chair.