Lifehacker should do an article about making your own heart-shaped pizza. Or just get creative with the pizza cutter.

You’re supposed to come get Lena Dunham at some point. Please come soon.

Wat this doesn’t look anything like COBOL

I can only hope these whale carcasses are washing up on beaches recently purchased by Silicon Valley billionaires.

Most likely it’s because they haven’t updated their Apple Maps.

Guess who’s downing a box of croutons this weekend?

Man I had forgotten how sweet those Super Bowl logos were. Especially something about Super Bowl II, like it’s some kind of awesome action movie.

What’s this? A Giz article about technology?? I came here expecting political commentary! DOES TRUMP USE THE i7??

Just don’t ruin it was a spilled drink.

I agree with you very much. It seems things really started sliding downhill after Glass-Steagall was repealed. Dodd-Frank tries to patch up the hole that was left by the GS repeal but it’s such a granular piece of legislation that I feel it doesn’t do the same job as well as GS. Besides, the so far the CFPB has…

So...uh, no roll bar for the kiddies?

Oh yes. And I wonder just how many of these missing or undocumented airstrikes were around or near oil and natural gas pipelines. I bet it’s more than just a few.

Cars have horns, bicycles have bells. ‘Nuff said brring brring bingo boom shakalaka.

No kidding? Sweet! We truly are living in an enlightened age.

Does it give you infinite ways of ignoring traffic laws?

Maybe you suck at driving but I am awesome at it. I have yet to run over anyone, thankyouverymuch. If needed, I am available for giving driving lessons on the weekend. Once you get the feel of that sweet, sweet stick shift down then you’ll never want to pilot anything but a Miata ever again.

Exactly. Why start a whole war? Just send in the drones!

At least we now have that photo of Chris Pronger smashing in the Biebs’ face. It helps to ease the pain.

Man I had to dig one of these bad boys out last night. It was wedged in really good and I feel my tonsil itching. I ended up having to use a toothpick to dig it out, but it was totally worth it. I get them from time to time for no particular reason.

Oh yeah?? Well as a St. Louisan and Blues fan...this sucks. After last year we were pretty pumped going into this season but it’s not quite panned out like we hoped. Not sure what happened to Allen mentally but he seems like he’s just waiting out the rest of the season. I hate to see Hitchcock go out like this as…