I propose we mandate that all bicycles be autonomous as well. Problem solved. I bet the cycling community would welcome it with open arms.

Cue Minmei’s singing!

I, for one, say we move to five-point harnesses and ditch airbags altogether. Maybe we can come up with some new fancy automatic five point seatbelt? Make it laser guided or something, I’m sure we have the technology. Let’s get it done already.

Agreed on all points.

This is the proper response.

Her Thrive store gives Sharper Image a run for its money.

Vertical blinds? *tsk tsk*

LET’S GO BLUES!

I was about your age when I bought my 2006 STi and I still have it today. While it’s getting a bit long in the tooth I still love driving it every day. I never regretted buying one; you made the right decision.

Here’s a tip for working out in a crowded gym: don’t rerack your weights to make sure others know you’re still using them. Gym etiquette dictates that weights left on the floor are claimed indefinitely, so feel free to leave they were they fall. Also, the gaps between the treadmills are the perfect place to do…

This really accents the troubles they’ve had with selling small cars the past year.

Heck, I still refer to my ‘10 Jetta as “the new car.”

This Christmas, give the gift of indentured servitude.

I think that makes Waymo sense.

I’m so glad you posted this.

4. For us midwesterners, take someone deathly afraid of the outdoors on a drive across the frozen wasteland. It’s fun for all!

Does it have to be body parts from my own body?

It’s true, everyone loves pooping in their own toilet.

Fellow Missourian here. I too was wondering where our tornadoes went. I recently moved to a house with a basement and I haven’t had an opportunity to flee down there in terror yet.

NO SHIRT DON’T HURT