Maybe I’d get more exercise if Toyota gave my left foot something to do.

U-Haul is the worst. The WORST. A U-Haul rental is pretty much the only way to move across southern Illinois at all. I’ve had to do it twice within four years and each time was terrible. The process for renting, picking up, and dropping off the truck makes no sense whatsoever. I don’t know if this is the…

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Time to bring back this gem:

My sentiments exactly.

Nothing says “Merry Christmas, you pig” like giving gifts of organizational products!

I’m barely enough of a wrencher to qualify as a shade tree mechanic, but I usually do most of my own work on my 2002 Accent. I’ve replaced things like rusted exhaust pipes, worn front axles, busted evap canister, worn front brakes, etc. without too much effort. But by FAR the worst was the rear drum brakes. I’d…

It’s quite possible to be poor and smug at same time. Maybe “self-righteous” would be a better word to use? It’s evident you are living the life you want, Tesla notwithstanding, so why deride your neighbors for living the way they do?

THIS IS NOT THE FUTURE I WANTED...or is it?

How many layers of smug do you need to keep yourself warm at night?

I must have live action Robotech!...hopefully with not as many Minmay song and dance numbers.

No sweat, just play the Song of Time and you’ll be good for the next three days!...er, the last three days...wait...

To make it more grounded to the ground, obviously.

Nothing really matters, to me.

Man, I’d never expect to find a Sonic comic reference in an article about a Kardashian, but here it is! I’m pretty sure I had that issue too. Good times.

What? No The Crow? It takes place across two Halloweens (“Devil’s Night”)! Is that gasoline I smell? Your local Family Video should have it. 

You could also add a Y connector to the pipe and run a second hose to the seat of your pants to absorb farts simultaneously. This should be on Lifehacker.

Ah yes, the ol’ “We came, we saw, he died” comment, followed by hysterical laughter. Forced regime change is fun!

I’m in the “not a good guy” camp when it comes to Joe Buck. Storytime!

The “S” is for “sucks.”