must be his finishing move

I like the part where you attempt to question his academic prowess and then proceed to use the phrase “begs the question” incorrectly.

When a writer leaves, will Connelly cue up the violins and in a somber tone state how the world has now changed in ways wholly unexpected and reverberating forever throughout the annals of time?

Fallen Tiger, Plummeting Rankings

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

I dunno. Looks [CLANK] like Kobe is gonna [CLANK] fit in just fine [BRICK] with this new crop [CLANK] of Lakers.

This is his second assault on a child, the first being Jay Cutler’s id.

“Enjoy it while you can.”

I’ll be there for you.

Chandler: “Could you BE any more of a disappointment?!?!”

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

We are all Dave McKenna.

Meanwhile, Austin Rivers plays a sad game of 1 on 1, alone, at the gym, wondering why none of the cool kids came to his birthday party and all went to Deandre’s instead even though Dad said there’d be a bouncy house and ice cream cake and everything at Austin’s party.

J-A-I-L-O

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

“See? I told you he was a great player.”

Chris Paul’s State Farm twin will not high five you unless your premiums are high enough to justify it.