I assure you the paradise you live in is comparably worse than Wisconsin merely by your living there.

Now I don’t know what happened, but for me, it’s a lack of consideration by management of his cognitive abilities that led to Carter being employed as an analyst.

Judge: Guilty!

“I’ll leave them outside your mom’s bedroom door so you can get a closer look.”

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And “Ronda Rousey is punching me into a climax” would be a good first single.

And “Horse-Sized Duck” would be a good debut album title.

Fear Boner is a good name for a metal band.

This was immortalized in a South Park episode right?

When a writer leaves, will Connelly cue up the violins and in a somber tone state how the world has now changed in ways wholly unexpected and reverberating forever throughout the annals of time?

I dunno. Looks [CLANK] like Kobe is gonna [CLANK] fit in just fine [BRICK] with this new crop [CLANK] of Lakers.

Looking forward to the day when JPP tweets out Schefter’s medical chart, stating surgery for removal of an iPhone from a rectum.

This is his second assault on a child, the first being Jay Cutler’s id.

I’ll be there for you.

We are all Dave McKenna.

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“See? I told you he was a great player.”

Chris Paul’s State Farm twin will not high five you unless your premiums are high enough to justify it.

FU2 CP3! G2G!

TOO MANY BRICKS!