Funny enough, most players today have that same reaction to the idea of playing with Kobe.

I’d like to think I get the ladies to say those words at that decibel level quite often. But yeah no I don’t. Back to me porn! :)

Pictured: Foodstuff substitute to simulate the amount of “celebrity” semen ingested by Michael Wilbon.

This is especially weird when you consider how every day this man triumphantly wears a fresh piece of roadkill upon his head.

Tebow > Doc Rivers the GM

“I found the key under the doormat. I just wanted to look around and see if they took anything from me.”

Christ Taps for Dingus

“Look, the alpha of your confidence interval is very small, which gives you a very wide range.”

Are we sure this wasn’t all just on a lark?

If the game goes into extra innings, he may need to call his doctor.

I wonder if because of the near unprecedented levels of power he exhibits, that he may have no choice but to try to dial it back so this doesn’t become a recurring thing.

What a catastrophe.

LOL @ FIFA UTI

“Looks like there is nothing anyone can do to stop Fletcher.... Wait. Is that David Ortiz’s music? Oh my God!”

“What’s better than having Bargnani on this team? Having TWO Bargnanis on this team. I call that my Bargnani metric, nerds.”

Are we ABSOLUTELY sure he isn’t living in a homeless shelter? It could help explain his level of community work.

So this is what... the eighth or ninth catch of the year thus far?

Should have used Mase.

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Well yeah, he has to check his weather app.