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So is John Oliver going to regurgitate a Bud Light Lime on next week’s show?

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Only if he starts demanding John Skipper cuddle for a little bit afterwards, because he is starting to feel cheap.

Crawford is a crusty old shit who is just the worst, and MOZGOV 4 LIFE, but that said, the players DO still bitch and moan way too fucking much, and LeBron is one of the worst offenders. I have to assume all that acting and whining and diva behavior is how he decided he would fit right in as a Hollywood actor.

God bless this man, everyone.

Not even a pity 0.001? Harsh.

My guess here is that it is considered the best form of motivation to fix things (not that I agree) because we are talking about a livelihood that hangs by a thread no matter how good you are or were. Huge draft class every year, major roster turnover every year, able to be cut for cap or performance reasons, etc.…

No you don’t. I get your point, but no you really don’t.

Chuck Blazer returned to Trump Tower to greet his precious kittens. He couldn’t wait to see them, and had stopped at one of those trendy, healthy pet snack shops along the way.

“Hi. My name is... Ed Sheeran.”

McDonald’s needs to reboot the old trick shot commercials that featured MJ and Bird, only with Steph and.... Hmm, maybe just Steph.

Quit ducking the question, it’s like you have a chip on your shoulder.

Yeah.... Step one was resigning. Step two is staying resigned.

Are we sure this isn’t a scene from “Harry Potter and the Dangerous Minds”?

We now know where Sepp Blatter is working.

Based on Jack Warner’s “Onion” defense, that would make him Fredo?

“We look up to FIFA, as slave labor and bribes are fantastic ideas for making a company’s executives so much richer, which is really just the point of it all, right?”

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