FU2 CP3! G2G!

Unfortunately, the US celebrates a Women’s World Cup victory only 77% as much as they would a Men’s.

TOO MANY BRICKS!

Funny enough, most players today have that same reaction to the idea of playing with Kobe.

Let’s see what Kobe thinks...

I’d like to think I get the ladies to say those words at that decibel level quite often. But yeah no I don’t. Back to me porn! :)

Pictured: Foodstuff substitute to simulate the amount of “celebrity” semen ingested by Michael Wilbon.

This face. This fucking face. This is the definition of the German “Backpfeifengesicht”: a face badly in need of a fist.

See, to me that looks more like a “Just let loose a Silent But Deadly” smirk.

This is especially weird when you consider how every day this man triumphantly wears a fresh piece of roadkill upon his head.

Tebow > Doc Rivers the GM

“I found the key under the doormat. I just wanted to look around and see if they took anything from me.”

Now-Frantic Sports Editor: “Takin’ It In The Enes: Phil Fails Again.”

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

Christ Taps for Dingus

At least you have Parsnip Bazinga to look forward to.

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

“Look, the alpha of your confidence interval is very small, which gives you a very wide range.”

Are we sure this wasn’t all just on a lark?

I don’t often attend MLS games but when I do, my team gets fucking waxed.