If the game goes into extra innings, he may need to call his doctor.

Well, today IS the day we as a nation are celebrating ripping assholes ...

“Hugh used to do the same thing.”

What a catastrophe.

“It’s about fucking time.”

LOL @ FIFA UTI

“Looks like there is nothing anyone can do to stop Fletcher.... Wait. Is that David Ortiz’s music? Oh my God!”

Is it now The Bargnanae?

I think it’s funny that Morey thinks he’s so analytical*.

“What’s better than having Bargnani on this team? Having TWO Bargnanis on this team. I call that my Bargnani metric, nerds.”

10. Rachel Dolezal (she identifies as a good basketball player).

So Karl is trying to run DMC out?

The most shocking part of this story is that Matt Leinart still had an extra $25k around in 2013.

Are we ABSOLUTELY sure he isn’t living in a homeless shelter? It could help explain his level of community work.

He fought nail for that award.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

So this is what... the eighth or ninth catch of the year thus far?

Should have used Mase.

Well yeah, he has to check his weather app.