Can’t spell “choke” without “coke”

I hear they will sell you the whole seat, but you will only require the edge.

Sixers Unveil New Uniforms, And They’re Sharp

As a Wild fan, seeing the Blackhawks bounce us from the playoffs so often, I was tempted to hate them. But for one, they play damn good hockey, and for two, they atone for a fan-base that’s stuck with the likes of Jay Cutler. This is the least Chicago deserves until Cutler is out of there. Good work, Chicago. At least…

So is John Oliver going to regurgitate a Bud Light Lime on next week’s show?

Maybe they moved him to linebacker, and when he asked which one, they confused him by saying, “Play the Will, Mike Sam.”

He probably just decided to join the Alouettes on a lark.

To that end, Jason Whitlock will now be entirely focused on what he does best

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?

Where do I order my Leslie Horn robot? She won’t call me gross!

it almost works too well

Crawford is a crusty old shit who is just the worst, and MOZGOV 4 LIFE, but that said, the players DO still bitch and moan way too fucking much, and LeBron is one of the worst offenders. I have to assume all that acting and whining and diva behavior is how he decided he would fit right in as a Hollywood actor.

Yeah I went back and looked, I remember all those posts. Sure, he’s not the greatest ref, but I still agree with his sentiment in this particular instance

I don’t know enough about Crawford, but I saw that and thought “good!” The players have become absolutely ridiculous, spending like 30 seconds berating the refs after every call. I don’t understand how Lebron doesn’t get 4 technicals a game, the way he’s always running up in their faces. Now Mozgov is picking up the…

LeBron be like...

At least we can all agree that both these guys enjoy spreading their seed, the only difference being that Cromartie seems to hit a lot more targets.

My guess here is that it is considered the best form of motivation to fix things (not that I agree) because we are talking about a livelihood that hangs by a thread no matter how good you are or were. Huge draft class every year, major roster turnover every year, able to be cut for cap or performance reasons, etc.…

They’ve been reduced to deflating egos now.

That sounds like the opening paragraph to the best Mickey Spillane novel ever.