Chuck Blazer returned to Trump Tower to greet his precious kittens. He couldn’t wait to see them, and had stopped at one of those trendy, healthy pet snack shops along the way.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

“Hi. My name is... Ed Sheeran.”

His dad’s name is Cooter. I’m not sure which is worse/better.

May i just say I love your username. It sounds like a puzzle on Wheel Of Fortune.

McDonald’s needs to reboot the old trick shot commercials that featured MJ and Bird, only with Steph and.... Hmm, maybe just Steph.

Yeah, the piece (+the fact they ran it at all) blew my mind this AM.

Fire7ale

True dat. The only part of him that’s an asshole is the part that he chooses to project to millions of people during the majority of his waking hours.

Quit ducking the question, it’s like you have a chip on your shoulder.

Yeah.... Step one was resigning. Step two is staying resigned.

Vermette and Teuvo as they go past Q to the locker room.

Maybe I’m alone (I seem to be after reading other articles and comments elsewhere), but I felt like Chicago outplayed Tampa for about forty five minutes. After the Bolts scored, they kept up the energy for a minute or so, but they slowly dropped back and started chasing (the exact mistake they’ve made already this…

I can’t wait for ESPN to win next year’s Arthur Ash courage award for awarding this year’s award to Bruce Jenner

“WHO WANTS TO ENGAGE IN AT LEAST TWO ACTS OF RACKETEERING ACTIVITY WITH MUTOMBO???”

Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

We now know where Sepp Blatter is working.

Based on Jack Warner’s “Onion” defense, that would make him Fredo?