So we don’t need to insinuate any longer - ESPN is now officially proven to be the NFL’s concubine.

So thats what getting a blowjob from ESPN looks like...

Just to clarify, Stephen A. Smith can belittle women and defend domestic violence with impunity, but Simmons can’t refer to basic anatomy?

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

Maybe France will take Shaq and his persona off our hands? Or Japan? Somebody? Please?

How the hell are those text messages not proof?

In particular, we have concluded that it is more probable than not that Jim McNally (the Officials Locker Room attendant for the Patriots) and John Jastremski (an equipment assistant for the Patriots) participated in a deliberate effort to release air from Patriots game balls after the balls were examined by the…

You have “nothing to say negative about him”, LeSean, really? You are using Stephen A. Smith as a voice of reason, LeSean, really?

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

Sources close to the couple say Woods just couldn't get down on one knee.

After seeing this, and having watched the whole fight, I now know what sucking means.

But the fight that was supposed to save boxing probably turned even more casual fans away from the sport.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the fakest tough guy on ESPN is sticking up for the riches this woman beater is having bestowed upon him today.

So does Wilbon even realize that today he is widely considered a FOOL and a MORON, or are those two words totally desensitized to him now after all these years of screaming them at a TV camera?

Hurdle power!

It’s cool of the NBC folks to come up with a hashtag that Johnny can use year-round.

Wow, he really does have great football instincts.

Poolside:ESPN viewers::Dolphin:Stephen A. Smith