“Hey commish, you smell funny.”

Great screen name

This just about sums it up. What a phenomenal series

Why should he know anything about a guy who will be a main talking point within the very organization he oversees, who has been discussed ad nauseum for months by fans, his network, writers, analysts, ESPN talking heads, taxi drivers, second graders, and people in remote locations of the Congo? You are asking too…

That's Ggoddamn Ggreat news.

Braaaains. Need braaaaaains. For you see I have awful ideas and turrble, dangerous opinions and therefore I need new BRAAAAINS!

How dare he tweet that! OUTRAGE!

Learning from his past mistakes, Jimmy decided to consult a different homeless person for this decision.

My heart aches as I see this. Probably because I’ve eaten too much Pizza Boli’s.

I’ll bet Marv Albert would’ve given Reggie a far better answer than Kevin Harlan did.

That’s an Uggla way to lose.

How does it feel being scared all the time? It seems like it must be exhausting to be such a utter coward.

I still haven't heard back from him.

Learn from the man who did this to you, young man. The next time this happens - and it almost surely shall - you must fall to the ground, scream loudly and emphatically for all to hear, and then make a sad-baby face at the ref if he doesn’t call the foul. Then!... you will be elite. Then!... you will be KING!

This will also be the name of their law firm.

It’s more about the motion in the offense, goddammit!

Dear God! Babe Ruth died!

I’ll mime it for some hot limp wampum.

And if you have the uncensored audio of Price’s rant, we will pay you cold hard cash for it.

“You stick it right up my fucking ass!”