The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

OH DEAR GOD! This bottle isn't a twist-off!

What kinda fuckshit logic did you use to come to that conclusion?

Talk about reading what you want to read...

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

A confused Wayne Rooney keeps wondering why he can't swipe the picture right.

so it was just a case of the street calling the ford black then

What bugs me most about Bernstein is his smug "you don't know what's going on but I do thanks to my sources...but I can't share what they've told me." Look, obviously media members get info they can't share, but he's so insufferable about bragging about his inside info (and telling people they're stupid because they…

Eh. Sometimes. But the price of being in sports media is that you have to do a schtick. Terry's is Grandpa Sports. Spiegel is The Face of Wrigleyville. Dan McNeill was The Has-Been With No Filter. Bernstein is The Smartest Guy In The Room. They all play characters.

That's not a gimmick. He genuinely believes it.

As a long-time Bernstein listener I couldn't agree more. He'll admit that it's part of his bit though. He calls out callers for doing a bit, but he himself is doing one (Who you Crappin?). That being said...I listen to the The Score Interviews on podcast. When he's not interacting with bonehead callers but with…

Preaching to the choir my friend, the whole show is trash and impossible to listen too. Rule number one when I'm on my way home, don't turn on 'the score' because guaranteed that even if it's just on my radio when I jump in the car, Boers and Bernstein will find a way to piss me off.

back in the day he provided a valuable and necessary counterweight to dumbasses like Mike North and Dan McNeil. in an era where the strongest meatball voice remaining on the Score is that whey-faced little shit Spiegel, Dan is getting very old very quickly.

Yeah, Dan's gimmick has always been "I'm the smartest guy in the room," but over the last few years he's gotten worse and worse at dealing with callers. As long as it's Dan, Terry, and a guest it's okay, but when a caller comes on I change the station. The callers are frequently stupid! The people who call in to…

This. I came here to say the same thing. This guy is a complete asshole.

Ayup. It takes a lot of work to be the biggest jackass on air at the Score, and he accomplishes it.

The missing part here is that Bernstein is quite probably the biggest jerk in all of Chicago. His deal on the radio is to shriek at callers, call everyone and everything stupid, make ridiculous opinions and verbally assault anyone who objects, and generally conduct himself as a self-loving, pseudo-intellectual…