Hey, don't you lump me in with that Martian.

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Either way you look at it, he appears to be happy.

{slowly raises hand, hating himself the whole time}

"Is there video?"

Pretty confident he's just trying to wash the taste of Goodell from his mouth.

He's just checking out Clayton's ponytail.

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

This is delightful. Can we have him breakdown old school Jerry Springer fights next?

Wow. Wow.

"Aaaaaaaaaayyyy!"

If those pictures ever come out, the dolphin will lose its eligibility for receiving an improper gift.

Let's see: Dayton gets an actual home game in the First Four, a virtual home game tonight and Sunday as an 11 seed, and then that bullshit technical.

+1 for being corny

With Rose and now Durant, are we approaching "LeBron MVP Jinx" levels here?

It's called allegory pal; it helps amplify his point, rather than resort to hollow jargon. But go on, find something to nitpick so you can establish yourself as the most informed white male (trademark).

It's Texas. Let's focus on the positives here.

He later clarified, "the Knicks were a preseason playoff pick and Kentucky is clearly better than the Knicks."

So, we can now remove the word "alleged", and simply say that UNC retaliated against a whistle blower, who revealed academic fraud and gross institutional corruption, and thus UNC SUCKS GO [insert favorite team here]!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

"This is on you, Roy, and you'll have to atone."

I feel like the image of an old white millionaire yelling profanity-laced orders at young unpaid black men who are working themselves to exhaustion is something the NCAA would rather not have associated with it's name.