"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

I hope they form a band called Oakley Dokley

More like "Candy-ass Yams", amirite?! You take that weak shit out back where it belongs! Yeah!!!!

Reporter: Any comment on Woodbury's repeated eye poking?

You know what they say: You can't spell Iowa, without "Ow my fucking I."

Best offense is a better defense:

Knicks maybe?

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

Whoa. It's like Fight Club. It's just himself the whole time

Does anyone else feel that by the end he's just writing that letter to himself?

James Dolan defies electrophysics by being repulsive to everybody.

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

Anthony's Hoop: Part II

That is just what happens when you age.

Five, if you count Chris Kaman.

So a guy with substance abuse problems is kicked to the curb. K. And just now, Peter King tweets how the NFL Hall of Fame bylaws cannot take off-field behavior into account with DARREN FUCKING SHARPER! Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Ugh. What a horrible league.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

I'm surprised it took Drew this long after Craggs left to post porn.

I was wondering which offbeat commercial Will Ferrell would show up in.