UPDATE: it appears Tenny Sandgren is a douche as well.  

Nothing like using the devastation of Katrina as a prop in your video. As long as you look cool, right?

“Beleaguered AG KLove not fit for position..Weak, should recuse himself. SAD!!”

Yeah, I don’t really get it. If you dont like clubs or public displays of ritualistic group drunkenness, then...don’t?

There is no reason to leave a kid in a car by themselves. A dog, I can understand, you can’t take them everywhere. But a kid why? It’s inconvenient? It’ll be quicker without the kid? None of those are valid reasons.

Dude, you used the phrase ‘social just warrior’ and started a sentence with “I’m not racist.”

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

You’re adorable.

Go fuck yourself. Hard.

Perhaps he’d prefer the term “wypipo.”

We’re all so proud of your ability to overcome. Your struggle is truly inspiring.

I know we are not the first group of people to take a hurtful and negative word and make it our own, and through that ownership find solidarity and strength. But I would caution you to remember the origins of that word, the original meaning and intent behind it, and to have some empathy and sensitivity towards those…

“Clinton lost- get over it! It’s that simple!”

You are...not nearly as informed about recent events as you think you are.

I read all of that and it looks like bullshit.

I couldn’t get past the company name either. I read the article but the entire time my brain kept interrupting, “Confederate? WTF?”

Amen.

My all-time most embarrassing Child Of Divorce moment is when I completely melted down during a showing of Field of Dreams at the summer camp my brother and I got sent to the summer after my parents split up.

*glances at headline, assumes it’s Trump related*


“Excuse me?! Show some respect, please. It’s Mrs. Yellen. I’m a Ph. D for chrissakes.”

*mixes stiff drink*


*sits pensively*


*steeply raises interest rates*

But why would anyone ever try to pursue independent journalism? Better to leave this kind of thing to the experts from the subpage of a snark-based sports blog.